Eurovision What if Russia wins?

MAGAZINE GAYLES.TV.- It may seem out of place that we devote our editorial space to Eurovision Song Contest, but it is not for less given the looming this year with more than likely triumph of the Russian candidate. And it is that the Russians, or better to say the Russian authorities and the facades of turn, will be homophobic but not silly and they have clearly seen the advantages that winning the Festival would bring them.

And the paradox is served: a country that fights openly against homosexuals and their cause, has all the numbers to win the most gay festival in the world. At least that is the conclusion reached by Eurovision experts (will be Eurovisiologists?) From all participating countries: Sergey Lazarev will be crowned the next 14 of May in Stockholm like winner of Eurovision with the subject "You are the only one".

The truth is that they have been trying for years to win the victory and they have not lacked Polina gagarina to get it on the 2015 with your "A milion voices". And is that the Kremlin It is urgent for him to recover his quota of international prestige, even if it is in the musical field. The more than questionable, not to say clearly bellicose, Russian foreign policy, the constant criticism for the lack of respect for human rights towards groups such as the LGTBI collective or even the suspicion of massive doping of their athletes, have made them transfer their particular cold war to the field of music festivals. And what better trick than winning the Eurovision Song Contest? Two birds with one stone. And the thing is that Sergey sings well, but what he really sings is the Russian marketing maneuver to win.

The boy sings in English (come on, as if Sinatra had participated singing the "Kasachok" in Russian!).
Sports abs tablet (noooo, is not a nod to the gay public, do not be malpensados).
And the subject, for which we are going to cheat, is absolutely eurovisive.

Summarizing that they are going to try to get to blow of torso what they did not obtain with the briefcases to resobar of money that appeared in the delegations of some countries in past editions. And it had already become a classic that of the appearance of rainbow flags and boos when the Russian representative on duty came on the scene. And you already know: "if you can not against them, join them".

So we're going to have to think about what to do in case of the more than likely Russian victory, because preventing him from winning exceeds our possibilities and breaks the rules of the game. We have no choice but to resort to the tactic of the "Trojan horse". Do not you want broth? Well, two cups! If they win they will be the hosts of the next edition and to see what homosexual anti-propaganda law they prevent from filling the streets of gays and lesbians, yes, with Conchita Wurst to the head.

Sergey, handsome, do not disappoint us, that next year the most gay and Eurovisiva Muscovite spring in the world awaits us.