Certificate of heterosexuality for 500 $

GAYLES.TV.- No, it's not a satire of The World Today. It is a real offer and the website of The Church of the End Times, is a disturbing reality, as disturbing as the blindness with which his acolytes follow the Prophet Andrés de la Barra, a gentleman who issues all kinds of certificates, yes, on payment of more than exorbitant amounts.

Currently they have available certificates of salvation, virginity, ownership of heavenly property and heterosexuality. That does contemplate some offers if you decide to buy more than one certificate, for example, in the case of the certificate of salvation inform that "It is individual, nontransferable and not heritable, has a validity of two years that guarantees that if it dies while it is in force to heaven with Papa God. Its price is 2.000 $”Let's go a bargain, but if you buy 3 certificates you save 3%, 4 certificates 4% and 5 or more certificates 5%. In other words, if you certify your salvation, you are heterosexual and a virgin the subject comes out.

There is no waste advertising the certificate of heterosexuality:

"Tired of being questioned by your manhood? Do you want to be sure you can find a job? Do you need to show the parents of your rib that you are not diverted?  The Church of the End of the Times offers you the solution!  Obtain your Certificate of Heterosexuality issued by our Church and signed by the Prophet Andres de la Barra, the most holy man on Earth, the closest and closest to God. If you are rib, you can also access the Certificate of Heterosexuality, only with a small extra charge "..

This is a real bicca, 5 years of heterosexuality guaranteed and if you take the mega offer you get only 500 $, a bargain and above "the rib" can also point to the topic. Although we ignore what methods Mr. de la Barra uses to ensure that you are heterosexual and almost prefer to continue without knowing it.

But in case someone has doubts about the effectiveness of the certificates, the page does not lack testimonies with titles as suggestive as "Aborté and now I'm lesbimacha" o "I was healed of my deviation in the Church of the End of Time". Rescue two fragments of these edifying confessions: "Naturally I received my punishment for such an aberrant crime (abortion) and it was one day I woke up and I felt I was a lesbian. So far I still am, but I know that by choosing this lifestyle I am condemning myself to hell "As for the redeemed gay, he says that" Now I am a normal man, I have my wife and 2 beautiful daughters. I am completely healed thanks to the mercy of God and the Church of the End Times. I even play the guitar on Sundays at worship. " See that I complete the certificate that even comes with a guitar course!

The truth is that it would be to laugh if it were not because this individual is lining up at the expense of putting at risk the physical, emotional, psychic health and I would dare to affirm that even spiritual of many people and if it is not enough to read the review that they devote to the "lesbimacha": "The sister was contacted by our exorcism team at home and is currently in treatment, showing great progress. He does not play football anymore ". Spooky!

We are reassured a lot that has left the soccer and him to play the guitar, but, for God's sake, where are the CSI Cyber ​​when they are needed?

Happy weekend!!

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